Fireworks Baseball Seems Like A Fun Time 'Till You Take A Heater To The Face

Not sure how legal it is to hurl two pitches high and inside after the batter already went down swinging. Oh, and the legality of shooting legit missiles at someone’s face. Probably not recommended. At least without a helmet. But I don’t care if that was Roger Clemens circa Homer At The Bat ripping sticks in two type of heat. Those were some questionable hacks. There’s no movement on that Roman Candle. Sure, it’s coming in hot, but it’s also coming in straight as an arrow. Adjust, trigger, step, swing. Ike to Mike, baby. You’re better than that.

Still ended up better in life than Captain Awesome, which isn’t saying much.

PS – Obligatory for every fireworks fail. JESUS.